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fap 'n' nap 

The act of a person masturbating and then going to sleep.
Person 1: hey man, whatcha doin?
Person 2: I'm tired. I think i'm gonna go fap 'n' nap
fap 'n' nap by Rice Menshorts April 22, 2011
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nine inch nails 

1. re: Trent Reznor (greatest musician ever)
The Perfect Daughter, Girlfriend, Wife and Morever a Perfect Mom.
That's my Nanditha right there.
British slang, today meaning uncool, tacky, unfashionable, worthless... or as a softer expletive, in places where one might use "fuck" as in "naff off", "naff all", "naffing about".

Origins of the word are disputed, but it appears to have come from Polari (gay slang), used to dismissively refer to heterosexual people. It was introduced as a less offensive expletive verb ("naff off") in the '70s UK television show, Porridge. "Naff off!" was famously used by Princess Anne in 1982.
Naff the naffing naffers.
naff by J Blithe October 2, 2005
When someone makes the atmosphere more delightful, by using his charm and wits the person is known as a NAZMUL.
This party was boring, but thank God he came along, such a Nazmul.

We need a Nazmul to cheer this poor fellow up.
Nazmul by pride of boston. February 9, 2010

Nafeesah 

1. Someone who is spontaneous.
2. West London's finest.
3. Female version of a hustler.
4. Just another way of saying gangster.
5. Someone who loves pasta.
6. Ghetto fabulous.
7. Cool as shitt
8. Everyone wants to be her
9. Diva
10. Unique
11. Exotic
12. Sexy as f*ck
13. Beautiful
Is she a Nafeesah? She's well fit.
Damnnnnn, she's so fucking Nafeesah