High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

Little Red Riding Hood

Upon finishing having sex with your partner you leave their place and proceed to kill and eat their grandmother. Afterwards you lay in waiting in grandmothers clothes for her to visit.

Dude, I got to do the Little Red Riding Hood to this chick last night.

Did she bring a picnic basket of food?
Of course not.

by The Three Horsemen January 16, 2011

red can run

When staring at your gas needle and noticing that it is very low, you determine that it is time to do something about it. Either getting an actual red 5 gallon gas can, or popping the lock with the key, making sure your lights are off, and pulling in for a quick fuel up on the dude watch.

(see dude watch)

Dick: Man my needle is on empty! What should I do?
Jane: You need to pull a red can run!
Dick: That's right! I'll grab the can!
Jane: Or you can just pop the lock and do the dude watch!

by JohnnyPots July 21, 2007

The Red Hot Valentines

A really good band hailing out of Bloomington, Illinois. They play really catchy Moog-laiden pop rock songs, although right now, they are lacking a Moog player. They really kick ass live.

Jeff - lead vocals, guitar
Toby - backing vocals, guitar
Dave - backing vocals , bass
E-Storm (aka Eric) - drums

by T-Storm May 31, 2004

Red Handed Bandit

Someone who fingers a girl while she is on her period. So named because of the resulting blood covered hand.

Person 1 - So, I was fingering the girl last night and turns out she was totally on the rag.

Person 2 - Gross, guess you're a red handed bandit now!

by crazyblazn August 8, 2010

Push the red button

"Push the red button" is a common phrase in web sub culture to signalise a unilaterally desire the end of a VOIP or phone call such as on Skype

Shut up or I push the red button

by Fabister July 4, 2015

Ruby red chinstrap

The act of dipping your chin in a bloody vagina during cunnilingus. The result is a blood chin strap

Paul gets a ruby red chinstrap monthly from his wife Merideth, they kink like that.

by cmav October 11, 2008