poop

An excuse to get out of class for an hour

Me: I have to go poop teach
Class: EWWWWWWWWWWW

by That_Usless_Person October 14, 2020

bird pooping

why the heck did you even type this? this literally means a bird pooping its self explanatory ⋌༼ •̀ ⌂ •́ ༽⋋

Why are you watching a bird pooping on youtube you creep

by iamsokawaiiuwu May 13, 2022

Poop sacks

Where your poop is stored; in your butt cheeks. The more you sit, the mushier it gits.

I sat for 8 hours on that flight yesterday, so my poop sacks are really mushy. I guess I’m gonna have the squirts again.

by sci-isms January 8, 2024

Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

Butt poop

Poop

Hey did you just butt poop
Yes

by Me is cool I eeee October 16, 2020

poop

the shit that comess outta your ass when you eat a supreme wrap and a big mac

i gotta go shit brb

definition: shit is poop and poop is shit

my shit got stuck in the dryer

by iactuallygottashit August 9, 2023

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022