G.I. Joe

Term for United States Military units, any branch.
USMC
USAF
USA
USNG
Etc.
Popularized in WWII and the Vietnam War

"How are you, G.I. Joe? It seems to me that most of you are poorly informed about the going of the war. They say nothing about your presence over here. Nothing is more confusing) to be ordered into a war to die."
-Hanoi Hannah, June 16th, 1967

by trhsrthsrh January 19, 2021

G.I. Joe

A guy in the military who comes home on leave and sleeps with his friend's girl

" Brad came home on leave and slept with his best friend's girl, he's such a g.I. joe."

by [e-mail] August 13, 2014

G.I. Joe

When you are having anal sex you imitate the Americans aggressive nuclear bombings back in the day and scream out HOORAH when you finally "touchdown"

Whenever I G.I. Joe, I feel like a real American!

by Real American Patriot February 06, 2019

The Joe Gardas

Another name for the lat-drop, an infamous wrestling move. If someone tries to take you down with The Joe Gardas you better start praying.

“Omg, that guy used The Joe Gardas on me!” “I am so scared of that guy, he always uses The Joe Gardas!”

by Abbydameanie January 03, 2020

Joe Rocks

Poly

Where is the poly Joe Rocks

by awdawgfawg November 22, 2022

Raccoon Joe

That guy that always runs into your local gas station with a raccoon. You know who I mean.

Innocent bystander A: who the FUCK is that?? Why does he have a raccoon?
Innocent bystander B: Oh, that’s just Raccoon Joe. Don’t give him the validation.

by Orangeswithsquirrelfaces February 15, 2024

joe fo sho

Basically God in the flesh. He's more metal than you'll ever be. Even if you had your skeleton replaced with adamantium. Enjoys long walks on the beach, whiskey, and an affinity for women of Japanese descent. He's also your dad, regardless of what your mom says.

That dude is a badass. Yea but hes no joe fo sho

by Joefosho216 December 20, 2016