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Michael Jordan

He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
Michael Jordan does NOT walk on water, despite what Jordansexuals think that he does.
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Michael

He's barely on social media yet funny and smart irl, he is very proud of himself as he should be due to achievements he had. Someone called Michael can also be quite insecure but refuses to show it and covers it up with pride and his ego. Michael can be both the nicest and meanest person you know. Michael can also be a perfectionist and hates losing, tries his hardest whether it's to ace a text or even just win an argument.
Damn it's weird that Michael forgot to do his homework. I mean it's MICHAEL we're talking about
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Michael

He is a chill dude that enjoys doing things on the more wild side. He is very independent with his choices and can make almost any occasion fun... if he’s in the mood. He has a good sense of humor and unique personality. He is a good friend and makes good bf material.
Damn Michael looks pretty buff today...
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Michael

Michael is one of the most charismatic people you will ever meet. He will always be there for you no matter what, and will always listen to what you have to say. At first he may come off blunt when you first meet him, but once you get to know him you will shortly find out that he has a huge heart and really cares. He can be stubborn and LOVES to be right, but you will love him no matter what. He has the most beautiful eyes and fluffy hair. His personality is one of a kind and you wont ever find someone like him, its hard not to fall for a Michael, and once you do, its near to impossible to get over him. You can go on for hours talking to him and wont get bored. He has a deep and calming voice that will never fail to give you butterfly's. He has the amazing most contagious smile, even though he doesn't agree and has low self esteem he is really one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet, any time you feel like crying or you feel sad he will cheer you up and put a smile on your face. If you have a Michael in your life, just know that you are a lucky person, and never loose him.
Girl 1: Michael is one of the best people I've ever met, I cant get my mind off him.
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Michael

likes alyssa 🤩🤌💅
OMG ALYSSA!!! MICHAEL LIKES HER
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Michael

This michael is fucked the fuck up but is still caring, his background is hard and he wont tell you when he's upset, but would let you know when he loves you and has a really kinky side spreads his toes weirdly but still makes you laugh. this michael is a virgo and pared with a capricorn(me) you guys had a relationship and now a situatioship, complicationship but acted like a couple smokes alot of fucking weed then forgets what happened the next day or after 3 hours, he will have deep conversations with you and tell you personal shit you cant use aginst him and when your with him and that moments over youll miss him like crazt listen to "Glimpse of us" by Joji crying on reapeat becuase you love and miss him
Hoe girl #1: why she fuck with him when he ugly?
Hoe girl #2: right neva me!
Ex girl best friend (his): yea thatz best
me: makes me happy das my Michael,and i love him💗💗💗
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Michael Jackson

-Is that Michael Jackson?
-No that's Muzan Kibutsuji
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