by loltkyx September 18, 2017
Get the jacking it better than a car mug.A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
Get the Alabama Jack o Lantern mug."Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
Get the Jack off all Trades mug.A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020
Get the Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater mug.Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
by Unk22 August 5, 2022
Get the Not to jack my self off mug.by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022
Get the Rhode Island car jack mug.When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste
by Magickmixez June 12, 2021
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