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jacking it better than a car

When you see someone that gives you/someone else a massive erection.
Evan: "Oh shit, it's Maria"
(Massive erection)

Bob: Dam, she's jacking it better than a car.
by loltkyx September 18, 2017
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Alabama Jack o Lantern

A festive Halloween sexual act that requires the working of fingers around the rim of the partners anus in order to widen the hole, also cleaning out any filth that might be discovered in the process (much like carving open the top of a pumpkin and cleaning it out). Once the anus has been loosened and cleaned, a lit flashlight is dropped into the anus, providing a captivating glow like a beautiful Jack-o-Lantern.
I thought the interior light was on in Pat’s minivan at the fall festival parking lot, but to my surprise, it was the soft glow from the Alabama Jack o Lantern he gave to Jeremy in the back seat!
by Zachzilla October 28, 2020
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Jack off all Trades

Someone who's so easy to get in bed with, they'll jack you off for basically anything.
"Jared's a total Jack off all Trades, I said I'd get him McDonalds if he blew me, and man did he enjoy those McNuggets."
by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023
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Jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater

A male who spends up to 5 hours a day sitting on the toilet, is a complete dick head that never listens to his beautiful girlfriend Lauren.
Don’t be a jack Ian Thomas Drinkwater
by iihearrtjustiin March 31, 2020
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Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.
Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.
by Unk22 August 5, 2022
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Rhode Island car jack

Where a women from Rhode Island aggressively jacks you off whilst you are under her car fixing it.
Diana gave me the best Rhode Island car jack in the repair shop yesterday!
by Blueberrywaffles69 November 3, 2022
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Child friendly Jack and Coke

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste
“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”
by Magickmixez June 12, 2021
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