The Isabella Ranch Incident

The Isabella Ranch Incident is where people smashed ranch all in the school bathroom.

Bro, do you remember the Isabella ranch incident?

by mispolurband November 1, 2025

The misfits shirt incident

When a guy named cooper Kenneth miller jacked off with another guy named Ayden in his room making direct eye contact before violently ejaculating on his red misfits shirt

Ayden is still traumatized From the misfits shirt incident

by 1dk123456789 December 5, 2025

1.5 inch theorem

yo dick can grow up to 1.5 inches

Jar can have an 8 inch dick on good day due to the 1.5 inch theorem.

by Truthman8inch December 7, 2025

bo-bo-ska-deeton-deeton-ra-ra-inchu

a song sung by paranesian travlers migrating to alaska in the early 1300's

bo-bo-ska-deeton-deeton-ra-ra-inchu!! almada kapada somada padu!

by voodoo mami August 19, 2003

The La Veta Cabin Shit Incident

Everyone ate undercooked chicken. All bathrooms were in use. Pants were shitted in.

Do you remember the La Veta Cabin Shit Incident?

Oh yeah, I do remember

by Florbenschtein December 14, 2020

Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident

On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.

Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?

Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go

by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023

Through whom he came into this world incarnate

HE SAID IT! HE SAID THE THING! THE JEWS ARE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! OOOOOOOOH! I WAS RIGHT! SEE!? SEE!? THAT'S THE THING I SAID LITERALLY! OOOOOOOOOOOH MY JEWSUS! OOOOOOOOH! THAT... IS... HILARIOUS! I mean, you see what I was saying, right? SEE!? I'm NOT and anti-semite! I said the thing that reality IS! THEREFORE, SMARTER AND BETTER THAN EVERYONE! MASTER OF THEOLOGY! THE ULTIMATE MIND-BRAIN!

Hym "Hooooooookay.... I'm going to read you the- WRITE... I'm gonna write you (YOU read it... I don't read it.... And DON'T FORGET to read it to the blind!) the quote from Andrew Klavan at the Daily Wire.

Here it is: "When you use that phrase to mean the God has abandoned his chosen people, The Jews, THROUGH WHOM HE CAME INTO THIS WORLD INCARNATE... You are quoting the scripture as Satan did in the bible' and then he goes on to say 'You're quoting scripture for your own purposes, and that to me is especially wicked.' THEY'RE THE INCARNATION OF GOD ON EARTH GUYS! JESUS! WAS! A JEW! IT'S THE SAME THING! IT MEANS THE SAME THING! WOOOOOOW! I WAS RIGHT! JESUS... WAS A JEW... AND HE WAS TRYING TO EXPLAIN THEIR LITLLE INCEST CULT TO THE GENTILES... THEY DIDN'T REALLY GET IT... BAM! CHRISTIANITY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGHCOUGHCOUGHCOUGH* AHAHAHAHAHA! AHA! AHA! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MAN! THAT IS FUCKING PRICELESS! I SOLVED IT GUYS! I SOLVED THEIR LITTLE KIKE RIDDLE! HITLER BEAT ME TO IT BUT ONLY BECAUSE I WASN'T ALIVE YET... I would have figured it out first. Holy shit. Funny! Funny shit man that is wild. And the Muslims where like 'Oh yeah totally man I talked to the creature too and my wife's gotta wear a blanket now' PFFTT-HAHAHAHAHA! And Satan is just anyone who says they're not God! Or tries to usurp the Jews! Or thinks they're smarter than all of them! WELL... I'M YOU'RE HUCKLEBERRY! I CALLED IT! I'M THE GUY! And, well, I AM smarter than all of you. MAXIMUM MIND BRAIN! ULTRA OMEGA SKULL MEAT SUPREME! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!"

by Hym Iam April 7, 2024