national text your girlfriend back day

a national day which is celebrated by your girlfriend texting you back. originating in Ancient China, the eskimos believed in spirits that will posses those who do not stick to their commitments (ie: texting back u stupid fucking diabetes dead pancreas headass)

lisa : cheyenne it’s national text your girlfriend back day

cheyenne : Read 8:23 pm

by lisa277 October 16, 2019

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 24, 2025

Go back to the kitchen

The most original and funniest thing you can say to a women on cod

“Anyone got a mic?”
“GO BACK TO THE KITCHEN YOU DUMB BITCH”

by Rj12139 May 23, 2023

Applause from the back row

When you're having sex and your balls slap your bitch's ass so hard it sounds like clapping.

Guy: Bitch that was the best fucking sex ever.
Bitch: Yeah I know, I think even the neighbors were clapping!
Guy: Bitch, please. That was an applause from the back row.

by bigdickKersh May 13, 2012

Back in Battery

Originally an artillery term for a gun which has completed its recoil/postfiring cycle and is ready to fire again. Common usage now is 'ready to go,' or recovered. Also seen as 'Back to Battery.'

"I set my hair on fire last night, but five hours' rack time and I'm back in battery."

by blade-the-dog February 05, 2024

scissor backing

When a person is so drunk they begin to lean backwards heavily like a standing back handspring.

"That kid Katz drank so much at the Yankees game, he's straight scissor backing."

by steadyskiing July 27, 2024

At the back post

An phrase mostly used to express thankfulness and praise for someone else’s saviour-esque actions.

Dan: “Everyone put your shit down, school is cancelled”

Everyone else (in chorus): “DAN AT THE BACK POST!!!!!”

by Manolas, Greek God in Rome. September 13, 2022