Cat

An evil demon creature of the night possessing the Deranged spirit of a devil in their afterlife. If a black cat crosses your path from the left, it is female. from the right, male. If it jumps down from a tree above and hisses at you before launching its razor sharp talons into your skin, it is the spirit of an Illuminati god. stay away. Save yourself from eternal darkness. Alone. Alone. Alooooooone.

“I swear, he’s gonna be a cat someday.”
“dude, don’t get all catty up in here!”
“Cat”

by Yasssssssssssskween November 9, 2018

Cat

Cat? Cat? if you searched this you're probably very very lonely or are just stupid and don't know what a cat is either or

person: hey what's a cat?
other person: I'm sorry you asking me what a cat is?
person: ya so what is it?
person 2: you dumb fucking retarded ass bitch you don't know what a fucking cat is?

by Kaylee14 December 17, 2020

Cat

A cute furball of chaos that will not hesitate to bite the life out of you and all your furniture as well. it will also brutally ruin every black colored piece of clothing lying around your messy house. With it's stubbornness it will mercilessly lay down on your keyboard destroying everything you've typed.

Pro tip: When you hear purring sounds be prepared for an ambush...

She's just like a cat.

by Sunny 10 4 November 12, 2022

cat

a asshole dog

person 1: man my dog is asshole
person 2:that's a cat you retard
person 1: oh

by very big boy :> October 5, 2018

Bussy Cat

A pussy cat that is a boy :)

Person 1: It’s a pussy cat!

Person2: Nuh uh, that is actually a bussy cat.

Person1: oh. Okay.

Person2: Yuh. That’s what’s up broksi

by xXThe_BradsterXx June 21, 2025

Cat

God of all humanity

All hail cats

by TheNowhereKing April 20, 2022

stair cat

A geriatric stair cat in which, a sketchy cat hides under the stairs and pops it’s head out looking at your soul!

Holy Moly! It’s a “Geriatric Stair Cat,” don’t look it in the eyes!

by Spartan Stair Cats November 16, 2022