Cat Soup

The BEST thing to have for dinner. Or breakfast, or for any time of the day. The sweet, warm, and savory meal that seems to never end. The living waters. The fountain of youth. Aquafina.

Also known as eating pussy.

My wife sat on my face last night, for like 30 minutes. I enjoyed a fat-ass serving of cat soup.

by Vanhatti July 12, 2022

cat stick

An elderly man poking a cat with a stick

Alex - "Abby, do you see that cat stick?"

Abby - "Yes, fascinating."

by morettifinder March 14, 2018

cat dukey

nasty boogers in your eye

You have some cat dukey in your eyes.

by anonymous April 20, 2022

walk my cat

When a female goes away to pleasure herself.

Erin: Hey Cassie do you want to go to the club tonight?

Cassie: I can't tonight, I have to walk my cat.

by MichealScottPaperCompany January 29, 2018

Cat

The reason my arms and thighs are sliced to bits :)

Person 1: what's that on your arm.
Person 2: my cat did that

by Caidabeeboi December 4, 2021

Simon's cat

Animation which is about a cat and its owner Simon.

Look at that Kitten from Simon's cat! Isn't it so cute?

by Erica💐 June 5, 2017

Cued the Cat

To over-reach in the development of a technology product or service by adding excessive features that have a detrimental impact on the user-base or are perceived to have no positive value.

Akin to "jumping the shark" in media culture and illuminating a phase transition or bifurcation point, where a once potentially viable technology is deemed detrimental or excessive in problematic aspects due to its overloading of function.

Based to the late 1990s Digital Convergence Corporation cat-shaped handheld bar-code scanner known as the "CueCat" and referential to the theory of over-optimization and technocentrism expressed by Harvard Business professor Clayton Christensen and his "Innovator's Dilemma" and "Innovator's Solution" works.

Google was an awesome search engine until they added Instant and cued the cat.

by thirdparasite December 29, 2010