To be a rock eater, you need 3 things:
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
1. A Subaru car (SUV, Preferably)
2. Friends with benefits partner
3. American Eagle Wardrobe
Ian: Yo Jack how them rocks tastin'?
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
Jack: Amazing, Igneous rocks just went in season. You know I'm a serious Rock Eater.
Ian: Make sure you drop me some off.
Jack: Will do, I have to keep them away from my ugly dog anyways.
Alban: Leave brothaaaa
by Subterra July 9, 2021
Get the Rock Eater mug.Definition 1: Material made up of the surface of the planet
Definition 2: Something that is cool or is pleasant
Definition 2: Something that is cool or is pleasant
by JerrySucksToes December 1, 2024
Get the Rock mug.( even more offensive than button the lip) : what you say to someone who is very politically opinionated, not afraid to speak their mind when it comes to politics, as well as arrogantly proud of being politically incorrect as well (all 3 at the same time, in the same person).
son: (starts waving US Confederate flag around the room): I think we should impeach President Barak Obama; he is not doing anything meaningful concerning illegal immigration. I think we should elect either John McCain or Joe Arpaio.
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
father: are you nuts? since when re you so politically opinionated? I think it's your mother's upbringing. she's the one whose supposed to be politically opinionated, not you. Now, as your father, i am ordering you to either kiss the Don's ring or die. I am ordering you to stop waving that US Confederate flag, to go eat rocks, and then off to your room to do your homework Got that?
son: yes, dad. but i am entitled to my political opinion, even if I am politically incorrect
by Sexydimma November 22, 2014
Get the go eat rocks mug.A style of rock, in which includes bands such as Creed, Pearl Jam, and Stone Temple Pilots. This word was popularized by rock social media.
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To spit heat rocks means to rap lyrics really well.
The term was derived well before the saying of “spitting bars” and after “spitting fire”.
To spit heat rocks means to rap lyrics really well.
The term was derived well before the saying of “spitting bars” and after “spitting fire”.
by DannyDay95 December 1, 2023
Get the Spit heat rocks mug.Basically the Hitler of high school but in a female overweight body. She claims to care about children and can't stop bragging about her having achieved a certificate for being a teacher as well as for human studies, which really is just a different way to say: "Fuck you I'm officially a psychiatrist."
OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?
OH and did I mention she sexually harasses her students?
"I can't believe Lies Rock is constantly insulting us, she would be a terrible psychiatrist."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."
" I'm joining ISIS."
-"But she actually is a psychiatrist."
" I'm joining ISIS."
by Dr. Poopybutthole June 20, 2017
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