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Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.
Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.
by juasjuasie June 3, 2017
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trump

trump, n. a small, stump-like penis that is visibly wider than it is tall. Remarkable diminutive and toadstool-like in appearance. Any namesake or lookalike of the original "trump," the membrum virile of the 45th President of the United States, which was so described by actress and director Stephanie Gregory Clifford (also known as Stormy Daniels), along with other intimate partners of the former president. Synonymous with choad or chode.
1. A: "It's stunning that with a stumpy, tiny trump like that the guy was able to procreate and have a family!"

2. Mike: "Now I know why the humiliatingly fawning and worshipful followers of the 45th President are called 'trumplickers'!" Ike: "Yeah, the cult members, the man, and his micro-mushroom are equally ridiculous and repulsive! They're all one and the same!"
by anonymiserly October 12, 2021
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Trumped

To lose even after you felt you have won...
by HOG - Loc December 23, 2020
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trump

a rapist and racist and on the epstein files and he wants to frick his daughter and he is so mean and bad and he is maga cult leader
by sarostinks September 16, 2025
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Trump

Trump is very orange
by TheManWhoHasNoIdea July 28, 2021
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The Trump Shooting

the day trumps ear got absolutely jfkd the fuck up
the trump shooting was when some guy gave up his life to shoot at trump and had a fuckin skill issue
his orange cheeto lookin ass probably blended in with the sun too much

trump: gets shot in ear, survives, and emotes on the shooter
shooter: fuck shit no
secret service: has better accuracy
by chuld molester July 20, 2024
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Trumped

Taking a country (America) away from corrupt Democrats and Rinos and giving it back to Patriotic Americans so it doesn't end up like Libya or Haiti or anywhere else they decided to "help".
Man it's a good thing the US didn't end up like NoKo.

Yeah we definitely needed to be Trumped by who else but Trump. BC should've married someone who knew how to Clinton a lot better.
by Robotchef April 5, 2018
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