Rusty ass

If you rust someone, you half trust them. You usually trust the person but you are fully aware that they can be shady.

Wow, be careful around Tom, he's kind of a rusty ass...

by yunglilboo June 2, 2015

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Half assed

Half assed: A play on words regarding the word haphazard, which is what you get when someone incompetent attempts to do a careless job on something that could endanger people.

Wow, President Trump's really done a half assed job so far.

by DonnyBrasco March 21, 2019

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Jew Ass

The fleshy arrangement of two buttockular masterpiece only bestowed upon the privileged children of Israel. Not smooshy, yet slightyl resembling a full on Jock Butt

1. Have you ever seen Naomi Russell's movies? She is blessed with that Jew Ass.

2. Look at Goldstein! He got a girl with a tight little body and a cutie patootie. Luckier for her, he possesses a great Jew Ass!

by Lawler May 30, 2018

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ass smeller

Someone who smells asses regular

That ass smeller back in the office trying to get a promotion.

by Mechanic 2 December 23, 2017

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Steamed Ass

Steamed ass beckons the absurd nature of human psyche. A fragile sliver of happiness resting on the sharp edge of a steel blade. One's entire existance prepared in such a way to unlock the delicate texture and succulent fragrance without sacrificing nourishment. Yet the the slightest whisper of the wind splits the seams: allowing exhausted fumes of hope and aspiration to burst from it's crevace. Thus, mimicking the posterior of it's lapsing creator. A steamed ass through-in and throughout. This is the most formidable paradox of man.

"Steve was a real steamed ass today."

"I felt like a steamed ass today."

by relic_season April 7, 2020

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