eight you skate nine you're mine

The golden rule of interstate driving when the speed limit is 70 MPH. 78 MPH will allow you to go unseen by cops, but 79 MPH will most result in a traffic violation known as failure to observe the speed limit.

Little Johnny: "My mother always said to watch your speed limit in this area because it's the eight you skate nine you're mine type of district."

by alexgonzales101 October 2, 2013

that's why you're getting a 15% in english

When you can't speak properly or gets words messed up while speaking, writing, reading, spelling, etc.

What's the type of English course?

Media studies.
No, its OPEN! That's why you're getting a 15% in English.

by TURLE WIH A HA February 27, 2017

Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh

The greatest and most complex variation of whomst'd've

Enlightened person 1: May I ask Whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies'y'yes't're'ing'able'tic'ive'al'ne'ml'l'ble'al'ny'less'wk'k'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'mt'ous'mc'fackle'b'burg'ler'sh is that human being?

Enlightened person 2: Non’t’ve’ent

by The king of the Doritos July 4, 2020

whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’

The ultimate “who” variant.

Guy: Honey, can you check whomst'd've'lu'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'yin’rt’est’n‘etu’ is at the door?

Girl: Jack I want a divorce.

by Cockwobbler69 April 17, 2021

whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous

The ultimate form of asking for some sex

Man:whomst'd've'ly'yaint'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt'ed'ies's'y'es'nt't're'ing'able'ric'ive'al'nt'ne'm'll'ble'al'ny'less'w'ck'k'ly'py'nd'idy'ety'st'ged'ful'ish'ng'my'ous sex?
Hooker: I think I had a stroke.

by ChadSlurper September 22, 2020

you ever wonder why we're here?

It's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it. Why are we here? I mean, are we the product of... some cosmic coincidence or, is there really a God... watching everything? You know, with a plan for us and stuff. I don't know man, but it keeps me up at night.

you ever wonder why we're here?

by creepysoldier October 27, 2020

You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor

What you say to prove you're black in front of millions of Americans.

"Well Mr. Vice President as an African-American who loves Kool aid (especially watermelon because im black LOL!), there is a saying that You're Dipping In The Kool-Aid And You Don't Even Know The Flavor! Get it because im black LOL!" - Cory Booker

by bruhsoundeffectnumber2 July 31, 2019