Women grow a female penis every month that needs to be cut off to avoid infection. If not done in time is can lead to extreme pain and discomfort, however if surgically removed at birth it will not grow again.

Girl 1: “I can’t believe so many boys don’t know about the female penis”
Girl 2: “I know right, have u cut yours off yet?”
Girl 1: “Oh I got mine removed when I was born!”
Girl 2: “lucky I did mine this morning, I bled so much!”

Female penis by Aamina_x_ May 27, 2020

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feminine penis

The penis of a pre-op transgender woman. Described as feminine because:
1. It's on a woman.
2. Feminizing hormones often change the anatomy and functionality of the penis. (eg. it doesn't get as hard, it doesn't really ejaculate, and it has a different mouthfeel)

The term was further popularized by the YouTuber ContraPoints who discusses the term in the video Tiffany Tumbles. This definition is almost taken almost verbatim from her video.

It's not gay for a guy love a trans woman, because she has a feminine penis.

feminine penis by jellynessa August 20, 2020

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Pineapple Penis

1-2 weeks after shaving your pubes/base of dick. The hairs remind you of the pricks on a pineapple, resulting in a pineapple penis.

I pulled down my boyfriends pants to see that he had a serious case of pineapple penis so i gave him a razor and told him to shave it.

Pineapple Penis by TheKingofHerPleasure November 21, 2011

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weasel penis

A penis which is similar to that of a weasel's, in that it is extremely pink, slimy, and unsheathed in a manner much like a dog's penis. However, weasel penises rarely reach lengths of greater than 2 1/2 inches.

"Fuck you, you son of a bitch!" yelled Derek's girlfriend when he tried to touch her with his disgusting weasel penis.

weasel penis by Durty Deez December 15, 2008

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