shit blivious

not focused,cant reda between the lines

i didnt understand i was shit blivious to the facts.

by dj jake da snake October 30, 2008

shit thrower

someone who throws shit at another person

damn he a shit thrower

by shit thrower May 15, 2014

shitting into the wind

The art of arrogantly discussing yourself. Such topics of discussion include your body shape, your achievements, and your penis size, in addition to your ability to shit into the wind. Wind Shitters (n) often post information to social media that no one else gives a shit about.

God I hate that guy, he is ALWAYS shitting into the wind.

by hooleeuhsuarez September 2, 2014

shit meat

Shit meat is low quality meat, such as in a bowl of pho, or when one consumes pig feet, tendons and ligaments.

Yo, let's go grab a warm bowl of shit meat.

by bruno hakalugi November 29, 2013

Shit in the Mouth

When you finish a bowl of weed from your pipe and the ashes get sucked into your mouth.

The bowl was cashed, but I kept hitting it and got shit in the mouth.

by Scatmouth December 26, 2013

Fake Shit

A term for synthetic marijuana, aka K2, spice, etc, a potpourri blend that contains synthetic cannabinoids that was usually legal and sold in gas stations. Popular in the late 2000's and early 2010's, it was smoked when real marijuana was either unavailable or unable to be consumed due to being drug tested, as fake shit doesn't show in a drug test. The health effects of fake shit are very questionable.

Guy 1: "Hey wanna smoke some weed?"
Guy 2: "Nah I'm on probation and get drug tested so I smoke fake shit"

by Reconify July 1, 2019

Dad Shit

When a shit exceeds 20 minutes to complete. Comparable to how an average American Dad shits.

Damn dude, we’ve gotta go to the mall to meet up with Jessica. You’ve been on the toilet for like an hour and 15, you always take these dad shits, bro!

by PierzPressure June 17, 2019