Perfect guy/girl

Not real

Person 1: "I met the most perfect guy/girl online!"
Person 2: "those aren't real you fucking moron. Go touch grass"

by JEFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF March 22, 2022

Slack guy

Somebody who’s antics are indescribable

William Hutton is a slack guy

by Rick rosstrich October 22, 2018

Guy-friend

A guy you get real close to. And then you start to fall for him. When he realizes it he does t feel the same way and y’all aren’t friends anymore.

Guy-friend.....

by Sadie——- June 1, 2020

Jared (homeless guy)

Jared! The homeless guy down the street! He got kicked out by his parents for no apparent reason?… Anyway he’s now working for Walter where he keeps accidentally breaking the sink, he’s trying to save up for college but let’s be honest he’s 23 and never gonna get in college. (He also looks kind gay)

El caca: Look, it’s a homeless guy!
Walter: No that’s just Jared (homeless guy).
El caca: Oh, Look! It’s Jared !
Walter: Yeah Jared, that homosexual.

by ELCACAISAPIECEOFSHIT October 29, 2022

Stanker Guy

Stanker guys are when Normal Humans resist the urge to take a bath or get
Average hygiene because they aren’t athletic at all and don’t care about their life. By doing this, not only they becomes stinky, but there skin color also gradually fades to reveal a green color.

A stanker guy made the entire wallmart stinky.

by SmallVillage January 3, 2023

guys shower

Where guys have a baby shower for a guy whose wife is having a baby.....it can also mean a bunch of guys showering together. The meaning can be used interchangeably but aren't always, but most of the time they mean the same thing. So you choose.

We're having a guys shower with all the guys.

by jackxscript July 9, 2018

Bill nye the science guy

A god in science.

He is a scientist who explains subjects in science via jokes.
He is amazing.

teacher: "Okay children who do you want to watch?"
student:"Bill nye the science guy!"

by a person ok? October 29, 2021