Skip to main content

Are You Going To Scarborough Fair?

Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme. Just Kidding, this is what nerds like me randomly ask people every day just to see if they are cultured enough to know the response.

Scarborough Fair is a ballad about a man in medieval times trying to attain his true love, Scarborough Fair is also a fair that was held at Redcliffe Farm, Scarborough before it was shut down in 1788.
ME: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
CULTURED PERSON: Parsley, Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme
by NIggerKirito October 30, 2019
mugGet the Are You Going To Scarborough Fair? mug.

nama-go fuck yourself

the word Michael de Santa uses to insult fabien in fame or shame (GTA 5)
Fabien: "you must be Michael, namaste." Michael NAMA-GO FUCK YOURSELF.
by gta5fan August 2, 2023
mugGet the nama-go fuck yourself mug.

Let’s go drive sydney

number 1 driving school in the milfy way
“oi cunt i’m getting me L’s soon aye”
make sure to go with Let’s go drive Sydney”
by zanal March 28, 2019
mugGet the Let’s go drive sydney mug.

go fuck your self

1. Telling someone to go away
2. Telling someone to stop speaking, usually because they are making either negative or non-sensical comments
"Hey Choz...wasn't that you sister I saw working the corner the other day?" "Hey..go fuck your self!"
by Chozito July 4, 2004
mugGet the go fuck your self mug.

I'm going back to WoW

Commonly said phrase after a WoW addicted dissapproves of another MMORPG because:

A. They're close minded and most likely can't stand playing anything that isn't WoW related, dispite how well recieved and/or awesome said game is.

B. The game acually sucks.

C. They miss their pimped out character and simply can't stand starting something new and different.

C. The game isn't WoW.

Or a combination of those.
EvE online sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

Guildwars sucks, I'm going back to WoW.

My life sucks, I'm going back to WoW.
by Dead Panda February 2, 2007
mugGet the I'm going back to WoW mug.

Grip N Go Johnny

When you put the pedal to the floor and snag the food from the operator of a drive throughs hands.

Instructions:

1.Order your food from and fast food restauraunt that has 2 drive through windows(make sure all of your food only comes in one bag and DO NOT order an ice cold beverage!)

2. Pay for your food like so at the first window.

3 IF there is someone behind you make sure to pull up inbetween both windows so the other customer can purchase there lunch.

4. Wait until the operator of the second window holds the food out the window (they will do this about 80% of the time) and the SECOND you see the food hanging and blowing in the wind you hit second gear going about 35 mph and you rip the food out of there hands)

5. While doing so you must yell GRIP N GO JOHNNNAAAY!!

6. Enjoy your meal!
Mcdonalds Worker 1: why the hell aren't they pulling up to get there snacks?

Mcdonalds worker 2: Try holding it out the window!

Johnny: GRIP N GO JOHNNY!!!
by Johnny Ripstick May 27, 2009
mugGet the Grip N Go Johnny mug.

go Obama on your ass

The act of slapping the life out of someone/something with one hit, commonly a housefly that happened to land on your hand while in front of witnesses so they can confirm your story and tell everyone how fast/strong you are or preferably on live TV like the real Obama.

It is most crucial to keep a straight face after executing such a feat and keep going like nothing happened and then when acknowledged about, brag like shiiiittt that was impressive wasnt it, I stay doing that all day.

NBC Interview.

President Obama: The signature characteristic of ahh our *laughter*.., sorry, hey, Im gonna start over at...hey get outta here *focuses chi while raising hand*
Gibbs: Thats the most persistant fly I have ever seen
Obama: *Goes OBama on the fy*
Camera man: jesus!!
Camera man and reporter: NIce!!!
*laughter in background, girlish giggles*
Obama: *straight faced coz hes that fast and can do this all day* Now Were were we.
Camera man:we're pros we were gonna catch it with chopsticks
Obama: That was pretty Impressive wasnt it?
Camera dude: YEah
Obama: I got it..s..I got the sucker. *pushes dead fly into open*What do you think Gibbs?
Gibbs: That was very good. Its on the.. *with Obama*its right there.
Obama: You *point to cameraman and the then to fly* wanna ffffilm that,*camera pans to recently decesead Musca Domestica* there it is *America, the proof*.
Gibbs: Ohh my *Laughs*
James: Yo that Sammy is a bitch so is his mom I...

Peter:really *chuckles*

Sammy: Watchu say about my momma

*runs from behind and slaps him across the ear, the ear pressure changes James gets dizzy, bammm hits the ground*

Anyhu, Peter wanna go play Prototype on xbox i got it now its sweet?

Peter: Umm sure yeah..wait WTF dude He passed out, OMG dude you Juss went Obama on his ass

Sammy: Word I can do this all day I stay knocking out cats with my Pimp hand, coz its way strong!!!

Pimp: bitch weres my money, yu didnt give daddy his bread las nyt, *powders hand with baby powder*

Ho: Daddy i got your money here *pulls out wards off cash from bra* Im Sorry daddy!!

Pimp: You lucky you my fayvaryt snow bunny shhiiiiittt, i was about to go Obama on your ass *slaps innocent bystander ho, coz once the pimp hand is powdered someone gonna get slapped for shoowa pimpin!!*
by mannafromhell June 24, 2009
mugGet the go Obama on your ass mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email