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kleenex friendship 

Litterally means:
A friend that calls you and chase you until he gets whatever he needs, and then BYE!

One of those friend of you that is an incredible dude, cheerful and happy, great company, maybe even successful. Only real problem with him is that you feel used after having seen him and stayed with him because you realise he only used that valuable time spent together.
A:I feel terribly bad I didn't call you on the last week mate!
B: no worries dude, I know this is a kleenex friendship.
kleenex friendship by LOL.renzo April 29, 2015
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my breast friends

This is a similar saying to friends with benefits but emphasizing that at least one party is female.
my breast friends by I, Wreckerrr February 5, 2021

Fried Dough Shitstorm

When you eat too much fried dough at a carnival and just can't make it to the port-a-potty. See "chocolate rain".
Unicorn: We're sorry, you're fried dough shitstorm ruined our utopian society. Farewell forever.
Donkey: Blue ribbon bitches!
Fried Dough Shitstorm by Kestutis October 20, 2010
A guy/female that is a little too flirty with every female/guy they meet
“You a little too friendly with that nigga

Nicotine Fiend 

A nicotine fiend is someone who is or thinks they are addicted to nicotine and is always trying to find some. They will oftentimes follow you into a bathroom and ask to hit your juul , sourin or other types of vape. They think using nicotine makes them seem cool and are annoying because they make you use up all of your vape juice and burn your pods and coils. They are often found in school bathrooms (aka the juul room #who put toilets in the juul room) camping out for people with a vape they can hit. The demographic for nicotine fiends is lower class men in highschool and fuckboy college freshman.
1. 1-"Hey ima go use the juul room"
2-" okay, but don't use that one its filled with fiends"
1-" okay thanks"

2. 1-"Bro this school is full of nicotine fiends"
2-" yeah I know they are everywhere its mad annoying"

Marty Friedman 

One of the best lead guitar players in the world. Marty Friedman played in Cacophony with his friend and legendary guitarist Jason Becker. Martys leads will tear any whimps head off. Marty friedman also played in the legendary speed metal band Megadeth, Releasing legendary thrash album Rust in Peace. Unfortunately, Marty no longer plays metal, but has moved on to J pop.
One of the best heavy metal guitarists of his time.
Marty Friedman by Daniel May 13, 2005

party friendly 

Term prostitutes use for the allowance or even participation of hard drugs during session.
Man I really want to fuck a girl after smoking meth gotta find me a party friendly ho.
party friendly by kharec84 March 29, 2020