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d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d

A mental state Eminem feels typically caused by a substance where you feel like

up is down
left is right
day is night
in is out
black is white.

to and fro is side to side
are you coming or going? You can barely decide
back is forth now and stop means go
no means yes but yes don't mean no
I'm at my best, when I'm at my worst and for that I'm blessed, so every time i talk i curse because I'm discombobulated. I just took an AIDS test and the doctor said to think positive.

the cocksucking psychiatrists misdiagnosed me with plaque psoriasis because i asked them why is it my eye itches so they gave me some diet tips and viagra with side effects Really, they were just d i s c o m b o b u l a t e d
by zygga April 25, 2025
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06'd

person 1: dude that computer is so 06'd
person 2: right? its so scuffed
by benreybenreybenrey February 20, 2025
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Alisha-d

getting led on for a year and falling in love with her just for her to dip on u and get angry at u when u realise what a dog u are
oh wow he got alisha-d by that blonde
by khianiahan October 25, 2020
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D ark

“D ark” a pitiful loser who can’t ever make friends and is horribly unfunny

Or some person who is extremely emo
“Ay Ayden why can’t you stop being such a D ark”
by Ak lol September 10, 2021
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8=D

this is just an engineer emoticon, nothing else (its a dick)
engineer: 8=D
girl: why did you send me a dick
engineer: no its a happy little engineer
by Dapperunoriginal22 August 27, 2020
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R&D

Root & dash - a common practice utilised by fuckboys of Sydney.
The boys: Oi Jono how was last night?
Jono: yeh she was aight but probs will probs chuck a R&D
by ugdrays December 4, 2020
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National D!ck Cutting Day

National D!ck Cutting Day takes place on April 24th, on this day it shall be legal to cut the genitals of any man who touches you not consensually. sharpen your weapons ladies, gents and gentleladies, we ride at dawn.
Did you know it’s National D!ck Cutting Day? I hope you brought your knife it’s going to be bloody!
by die potato April 20, 2021
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