Poop

A very nice and amazing thing to eat

I love having poop for dinner

by The dumb bitch Elizabeth>:) February 25, 2020

poop

the large thing that comes out of ur but hole sometimes nuclear

Imma go poop ok? *3 min later* Speaker: WE ARE EVACUATING THE CITY

by ysdvuyrf August 31, 2022

Poop

Purple gooey substance that secretes from a type of Uranium commonly found on Uranus during it's rare summer season. Probes have been sent to analyze the substance, and apparently it tastes like proctologist-made chocolate.

The probe operator died upon learning that this Poop substance tastes like wonderful proctocolate.

by Izaacius Barfmanius April 28, 2023

I pooped in my pant

A phrase to describe your displeasure with something.

This coffee tastes so horrible that I feel like I pooped in my pant.

by currydemer July 25, 2022

Poop Sock

When you do not have toilet paper and you use your sock as a replacement

Dude, I ran out of toilet paper had to use a poop sock.

by ConcealedUnicorn May 31, 2018

Poop Prank

It is when you are relaxing at home and suddenly you have to shit. So instead of shitting in the toilet you run down the street to a neighbors house and you lean against his front door or screen and try to lay a massive shit. To your disappointment the shit was too small and pathetic. It has to be done again. The same thing repeats itself a second time. You have to come back. The next day you go to the bar that is a couple hundred feet down the street from your neighbors house. You order a beer and half way through the beer your cornhole seems like it is going to squirt. So you run into the bathroom get a bunch of toilet paper and return to your neighbors front door where you lean against it, pull down your pants and squirt a whole puddle of diahrea. Then you wipe your butt and leave the toilet paper there. The next day you hide in the bushes to watch your neighbor clean it up.

I'm in the middle of a Poop Prank. Hold on. I'll tell you how it goes.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023

Poop stick

A immature word used to call someone a name of just to cuss around your family

*at hockey game*
*mr.hockeyman misses*
Everyone: oh my god nice move stupid

Me: POOP STICK

by Brittani.riley March 2, 2019