December 2

National Twerk On Someone Day
National Slap Titty Day

December 2 is National twerk on someone day and slap titty day

by -Ronnie December 01, 2021

December 2

The day everyone skips school

Honey wake up it’s time for school

It’s December 2nd I’m not going

by Kguenther70 October 29, 2019

December 2

The day you were born but nothing else important happened.

Congratulations.

I was born December 2th but no one cares.

by DianaB:D October 16, 2019

December 2

The day on which you were born but nothing else important happened.

Congratulations.

Added by Dia_The_Queen lol

My birthday is on the December 2 but no one cares

by DianaB:D October 16, 2019

December 2

The only day you can skip fucking school

"Are you going to school tomorrow"

No you dumbass tommorow it's December 2

by Diegosexyboy November 07, 2019

Ur dad 2 degrees straight

The most catastrophic and devastating insult available. Everytime a mortal mentions this forbidden word, the void approaches earth with greater magnitude

Carl: your'e mom gay
Steve: no u
terry: ur dad gay
Steve: No, ur dad 2 degrees straight

world: suffers hideous injuries

by nigglynigel March 12, 2018

Cookie 2

The smaller second breast of a Woman.

I fondled cookie 2 after fondling her cookie.

by The Real Elmo March 11, 2022