Tepid Meat

A semi-erect penis unable to inadequately perform its sexual function.

"Who do you think you'll please with that tepid meat?"

by DrCofefe December 17, 2022

Meat slicer

A meat slicer is somebody in a popular group chat with 3 fortnite streamers. Everybody in the groupchat stans Why Don’t We

Did you see what happened in the Meat Slicers group chat last night??

by pEyton11234 October 9, 2018

Triple Meat

Getting smashed by three different guys of three different races.

Last night I had a good triple meat: the Italian Sausage, Canadian Bacon, and the German Bratwurst.

by tthattbbitchh September 21, 2018

Child meat-shields

Literally every conflict on the conservative end turns into child meat-shields.

Hym "Nah. You're a retatd. Fuck you and your child meat-shields. The fact that I'm being boxed out of my own labor why you are being boosted to spread retarded bullshit is an affront to thought."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2024

Meat milking

A male is Jacking off, till he milks his meat

Are you meat milking?

Are you a meat milker?

by Meat milker January 13, 2017

meat-eyes

A facial expression used when sizing up a romantic partner. Similar to that of the expression used before devouring a steak.

"I notice you were giving me meat-eyes from across the bar. Can you buy you a drink?"

"Don't give me those meat-eyes, I'm still mad at you for sleeping with my best friend"

"OMG, Cindy! Rob has been giving you meat-eyes ALL day"

by yeratowel July 17, 2014

Meat Water

A bottle or metal thermos in which a vile concoction a meat sticks, water, burger, expired yogurt, saliva, bread, and any other table scraps on hand is brewing. It is necessary for meat water to be stored in a couch or other furniture item where unsuspecting victims will be present for its inevitable explosion.

"What's that atrocious smell?"
"Spencer made another batch of meat water!"

by Rock the Stage April 18, 2023