John

Shark man
NomNom

Person 1
Woah Thats John he loves sharks
Person 2

Hes a Shark guy

by Madz0305 November 21, 2021

John

John is a someone you can stay up late FaceTiming and it never gets old or boring. He has endless jokes (some good most bad) and he has a great laugh that makes you laugh.

John makes you smile

by Skippy2021 November 10, 2021

John

john is someone unlucky enough to not be named jack and will always try and be called jack

Person 1: hey john

John: it’s jack

Person 1: your just a fake jack.
John: my name is jack

Person 1: bitchboy

by GrowlingOso February 15, 2020

John

Another Name referring a Prostitute.

Why are you standing like a John?

by Chris Hates Everybody February 19, 2021

John

Dad´s account

"How could you afford that?"
"You know, John"

by Addew March 28, 2021

John

Used to describe any generic object or person. Can replace a noun.

"Look at that John"
"I'm gonna make this John"

by Drake_neeta_max_ween January 16, 2025

John

John

John

by The nonsense urban definer1234 November 15, 2022