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Putting words in God’s mouth

Because that isn’t literally what the Bible does....
Hym “If man can’t literally speak with God, how is the Bible/All religious text not putting words in God’s mouth? (Which is something you accused me of doing) I don’t know, give my thing a couple of thousand years... We’ll see what happens...
by Hym Iam November 27, 2022
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Rizz God

The pure definition of Ivan Tsou
Person 1: Who is Ivan Tsou?
Person 2: The Rizz God
Person 1: ara ara makes sense
by psich October 16, 2022
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toke god

A toke god man or woman of absolute class. Lacking the skill or talent to play a real position, these marijuana addicted fellows often play goalie if not bench, if they are a hockey player. As for the toke aspect of these fine individuals, they often use so much weed that they snap group chats looking high as shit, usually be pointed out for their likeness to someone who has recently been crying. Overall these folks generally go to stillwater high school as softmores, are absolute bums.
Wow that girl stank. She must be a Toke God
by GWhammy69 May 31, 2021
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God of AdHd

Talk to me nicely, talk to me normal, I promise it’s 50/50. And if you wanna speak alone tell me a story that ends at the place you most cherish.

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Ninja October 23 2021
I’m god of adhd because I just can’t sit still
by TMNT August 10, 2022
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God

something or someone that does not exist :), and pleople thinks that exist and he is powerful and he is going to punish them when they die
Person: I believe in god
Person 2 : He does not exist
by Giussepe June 13, 2017
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God Promise

Words used alongside a promise to do something - breaking such a promise would draw the wrath of the whole pantheon of 2000 gods from all religions down on you.
Hey mate, can you take out the garbage on your way out?

I'm very sorry mate, I need to get to the Doctor in 10 minutes, but I'll definitely take it out the next 3 times, God Promise.
by Atooooool June 1, 2023
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wrath of god

The Result of pissing off a women of any sort, especially one that is pregnant, menstruating, or finding her man has been unfaithful.
"oh shit girl, you went wrath of god on him didn't you?"
by tiitansilver January 5, 2016
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