Rainbow Butt Monkeys

A alternative rock band previously stationed in Canada. Now better known as Finger Eleven.

Person 1: I found an old album by some group called the "Rainbow Butt Monkeys". It's pretty good.
Person 2: Sounds stupid. You should start listening to Finger Eleven instead.

by iamdabomb182 January 13, 2009

Portuguese Monkey Slap

Originating on Portugals southern most beaches, the Portuguese Monkey Slap was originally called just the big slap, but due to its effectiveness in dealing with Portuguese monkeys, it was changed by the locals. The Portuguese Monkey Slap involves a running start followed by a jump and before reaching terrafirma you must thrust your open backhand in a downward motion striking your opponent , or monkey, on or above the cheekbone, resulting in stinging pain, hellucinations and or death.

The Portugese man struck the primate with a vicious monkey slap resulting in stinging pain followed by hellucinations and innevitably death, thus the Portuguese Monkey Slap was born.

by mtotow July 19, 2012

Big black monkey

So it’s hair big black ugly and a big monkey

Ksi is a big black monkey

by Lamp sex.com April 15, 2022

african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

[Cambodian spyder monkey]

The Cambodian spyder monkey, is a somwhat complex move. In general immediatly after anal said individual pulls out, gives the penis a hardy slap on their hand, and gives the female the "spyder man" manuever followed by a well placed bitch slap.

Hyde: man that girl last night was a freak!
Fizz: how's that?
Hyde:She asked me to give her the cambodian spyder monkey I couldn't believe it!
Fizz:did you do it?
Hyde: Hell yah I did it!, I gave her the "spyder man" followed up by a brown palmed bitch slap!
Fizz:Hell yah man! She got a sister?

by TEAM BUKKAKE January 2, 2009

roast monkey nuts

Roast monkey nuts is a painful medical condition where a monkey sits or sleeps too close to a fire and suffers burned nads.

Our backyard camping trip was going great until "Cheetah" fell asleep next to the fire.

We had to take him to EMS with roast monkey nuts.

by scodder June 1, 2010

Mayo Monkey Ad

A Mayo Monkey Ad is a racist ad/commercial that includes a white man that’s a bumbling idiot while also featuring a black man, a woman, or a black woman whose smart and knows what they’re doing. They use the product or service that the white man isn’t using correctly.

Joe and Felina are unorganized with Google spreadsheets (Show Joe sloppily eating a donut) . But Tyrone has just bought Slack and now his team can efficiently calculate the mathematical superiority of melanin people over crackers. (Mayo Monkey Ad concludes)

by RedMoth27 September 26, 2022