BLUE DUCK

BLUE DUCK DICK

IOE BLUE DUCK DICK

by anonymous December 1, 2023

Blue

I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
I'm blue
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di
Da ba dee da ba di

"Hey Jeremy, why you so sad?" "I'm not sad I'm blue da ba dee da ba di"

by IWTFES March 6, 2022

blue ornaments

Basically its the same thing as blue balls except more festive.

Guy 1:Dude Becky left me with blue ornaments

Guy2: Isn't that the same thing as blue balls but festive?

Guy1: Yessir

by Alec Buchanan November 24, 2020

Blue bars

When Blizzard teases you with the servers being up early to the point of no return, and then fails to handle log ins.

"I took a week off work and servers came up early but now we can't log in.

3 fuckin hours of excruciating blue bars pain and no relief in sight."

by thejtown August 12, 2025

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?

"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"

by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018

Blue Peter

A sex act whereby a man masturbates and saves his ejaculate, later wiping it on his partner.

Have a Blue Peter.... here's one I made earlier.

by Slang_Bang July 25, 2022