Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place

Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great

by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021

Cat poop

The simile of toe jam.

Baby Gavin had cat poop between his toes.

by Doff B October 2, 2021

Poop

Poop

“Poop”.
“What the hell stop eating the poop”!

by oxygenhater79 October 4, 2021

poop nards

When u dip ur nards in poop u get poop nards¡¡¡!!!¡¡¡!!!

I sat down in some dog shit and I got poop nards

by 666*FUNKY~FRESH~FLAILER*666 October 9, 2021

Poop-nunchaku

When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.

I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus

by Virus903 October 11, 2021

poop

the shit that comes out of your butt when you p o o p

poop people saying your a piece of shit

by diock October 16, 2021

Poop

You are poop like your nan

Nan:i am poop
You:so am i

by Yourmommyuwubaka October 17, 2021