Russian-wine-tour

An adventure poised as a wine tour, complete with limousine, semi-formal attire, hired media coverage, and hors-d'oeuvres, but completely avoiding any actual interaction with wineries.

The autumnal equinox provided a rare opportunity to engage in a Russian-wine-tour.

by BuckminsterGuevarra August 21, 2018

Ture the tousic

A nickname with the purpose of making fun of a Ture whose behaviour is very "tousic".

"Bro you're so tousic. You deserve a derigatory nickname."
"Wait what, seriously?"
"Yes, seriously. How about Ture the tousic?"

by RarisAndRovers October 25, 2018

The devil's tounge punch

The act of eating a Carolina Reaper and then right after you consume it you perform oral sex on a woman in turn burning not only your own mouth but also her vagina.

My girlfriend cheated on me to I gave her the devil's tounge punch to show her who's boss!

by SqueezyMcjingles November 14, 2018

You Have A Long Toungue

Saying things that you never intend on doing.

On Holidays:
Banji: I am going to buy a house here on this cliff.
THE NEXT DAY:
Banji: I should really get a house here.
RETURNED HOME FROM HOLIDAYS

Conclusion:
Aryan: BANJI, YOU HAVE A LONG TOUNGUE.

by AryanTheWordArtist January 28, 2019

That’s tough

That’s tough is used to discribe an unfortunate situation.

“My mom won’t let me come over”
“That’s tough”

by JaColbi February 27, 2019

Fuck you tour

When you and the boys full send a whole weekend in honor of the boys you are sending it with

Osvaldo and Richard better be ready to put a dozen down the hatch, the Fuck You Tour simply isn’t finished.

by Clementine Woollysocks March 15, 2019

National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019