The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009

The act of eating a sandwich, while oral sex is performed on you.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
requires:
two pieces of bread, lettuce, tomato, mayo (or miracle whip if preferred) and one female willing to make sandwich and perform oral.
girl: you want a sandwich?
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
dude: hell ya i want a sandwich!!!
girl: how about a blow job too??
dude: a sandwich job?! you just made my night.
by andrewtz August 17, 2010

by SUNTZUFOO July 4, 2018

An occupation that is overwhelmingly dominated by traitor gay men, i.e. politicians and billionaires.
Anyone who says "black jobs" must have a faggot job, and anyone who says "faggot jobs" must be really pissed off at the niggers in charge.
by Publius0987 August 14, 2025

You fucking failure.
Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 4, 2024

Me: "Fuck"
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
Me: "Shit"
Me: "Bitch"
Me: "Peter Ruette" scares all the kids away
Me: "GET A JOB" scares away all the cringe unemployed people who hate showers and hate jobs
by 6DaMoosical June 6, 2025

When the leaves begin to change, your girl breaks out the sweaters and flannel, a fall scented candle is lit in your house and it's pumpkin spice everything it's time for your girl to snuggle into a nice warm autumn blow job.
Bro, all of my wife's holiday decor just came out of storage. You know what that means, it's Blow Job Season
by Holidays4men August 21, 2024
