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Cereal Second Guy

To pour your milk first when making a bowl of cereal. This is usually how to tell someone is an undercover cop or civilian informant.
Don't fucks with that guy. Word on the streets is he's a Cereal Second Guy.
by CerealBeforeMilk May 19, 2018
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scary guy

1. the new cool slang of the kiddoes that points out a scary man who runs around the streets of Michigan puting every child he finds into a burlap sack. uh oh another one is running towars the adoption center
1: kid: ah darnit i just saw a scary guy run towards the school me: they just arrested scary guy 79 so that must be scary guy 80
kid: cool beanes
by CoolHenry January 28, 2024
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guy baldwin

the best gamer ever even better than pewdiepie or mr beast
person 1: omg i love the air force
person 2: well i love guy baldwin gaming
by cuminmyassdaddy August 1, 2022
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Soft Guy Era

SOFT GUY ERA- is a Man who accepts whatever a women calls him but realizes he is a King that is focused building his Castle (which is his Purpose) up until a Woman proves herself worthy to him to enter his Castle (Which also is his Pockets, Penis & Protection)

🤴💸🧎 ♀️💅🏰
Example #1

Women : I find u attractive & I see ur intelligent n go to college

Soft Guy Era Men : Appreciate it n yeah I do

Women : soo y didn’t u say nothing to me?

SGE Men : Look If u don’t have a bag or a gesture for me I’m not going for that, Have a Nice day sweetheart🤴💅

*LOL this b*tch just said I look good n found out I’m smart tf I’m coming to u fo?*

Example #2

Women : wyd?

SGE Men : heading to get my cut

Women : Ouu, I bet u finna look good make sure u send picsss

SGE Men : You not gone cash app ? Zelle or AP me…why are we still talking about it n u not gone send me money? **who tf is this b*tch* **BLOCKED**

Example #3

SGE Men : New cut ya see it

Women : Let’s go out I’m tryna take u out To Ruth Chris

SGE Men : I just paid for a $100 haircut do I look like Ruth Chris ( bare minimum place to eat ) a$$ n*gga?

Do u got a $1000 for my next cut? or Are u taking me out to STK?

Example #4

Women : * hits DMs * I’m gon be in Miami Next weekend? 👀

SGE Men : Ok? Have fun 😎✌️ if u don’t have any plans to take me to a steakhouse remove yoself out my DMs

Example #5

Women : * posts $$$ driving Benz * * hits DMs * Let me take u out on a date

SGE Men : Where we going?

Women : I got reservations..Steak 48?

SGE MEN : Ok cool we can get steak

Women : Okayyy meet u there boo

SGE : I’m here wya

Women : pulling up

Also Women : * pulls up in a 05 toyota camry*

SGE Men :* Walks out restaurant *

* we talk to b*tches that drives i8s * * b*tch go to hell **BLOCKED**
by Soft Guy Era Movement April 10, 2024
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Free d guys

Free d guys out the wok🔓
by Ts17% July 16, 2022
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Daft Guy

A person who is just stupid, not in terms of how smart they are but just in terms of common sense.
Some one who just does not understand basic concepts and acts like they were born yesterday.
Daft guy is gender neutral and feel free to use it anywhere in any conversation.
by ChulzDaDaftGuy March 24, 2024
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Bread guy

Bread guy is overwhelmingly corrupt and he also smells of rotten fish. Secret is a bottom feeding submissive squeaker.
Person 1: Bread guy is corrupt.
Person 2: True dat
Person 3: wtf don't say that
*Person 1 and 2 block Person 3*
by TheGuy51 August 3, 2020
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