razzes my nads

when a bothersome or annoying situation occurs; something which aggravates.

"nothing razzes my nads more than waiting for my girlfriend to get ready for a night out"

by tonybotz May 21, 2013

Livi my hunny

the bestest best friend ANYONE could EVER ask for! when going on long vacations or spring breaks you'll get an hourly reminder of how much she misses you. guys try to mess with her heart but you know the saying, "she's my best friend, you break her heart, i'll break your face!" i truely love her and wouldn't be the same without her<3

Random dude: "see that girl?!"
Tori: "yeah, back the fuck off she's mine!"
Tori: "livi my hunny"

by swimmer buddy September 6, 2012

Gargle my sap

An invitation to drink (my) sperm, derogatory (like everything hereon :P)

Any physician who's against univHealthcare can gargle my sap.

by zornfett December 7, 2011

poached my style

An accusation made towards a person who is ripping off your personal look.

I arrived at the party looking damn good in my patchwork cover-alls, only to find a some fool had poached my style.

by 1biscuit February 21, 2011

Leave my shoes

staying for a short time at another place
it can only be a short time because the visitor will be leaving her shoes behind

Of course it's only a visit I'm not going leave my shoes.

by caddr2 March 11, 2011

Flip my braids

To get a new man and discard the old.

Girl, I need to flip my braids. He thinks he's a balller but he just another broke ass joke with no job.

by Lameka Jones June 21, 2011

Squeeze my cat

Verb. 1. A code girl's use for masturbating, most often with the aid of a vibrator; 2. Something ladies need to do when they require severe stress relief. Often means the two definitions simultaneously.

Vet school is killing me! I squeeze my cat every night.

by arb05002 October 16, 2011