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Erm what the James?!

You’re gonna goon on me? Erm what the James?!”
by Jaqui69 January 9, 2025
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2010 Lebron James

When someone is forced to make a decision
Picking between these two girls got me feeling like 2010 Lebron James.
by zombieflywalks January 21, 2025
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The Lebron James

Get a chair and have a bitch sit in it with her mouth open and her neck tilted all the way back. Now step back 10–20 feet, put on a headband the way Bron Bron does, and put some baby powder in your hand. Toss that shit up in the air. Once you're ready, run full speed at that bitch, jump up in the air while holding your dick back, and dunk your balls in her mouth.
“I met this hooker last night and gave her The Lebron James.”
by Janky Ideas March 18, 2026
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How to ward off Jelly James

Warding off jelly James is a dangerous and difficult game to play, but it is certainly worth it in the end as you get to keep your jelly 😊

Here is a 4 step process on how to keep away that disgusting pussy eater that people call Jelly James:
1. Never show any fear, he feeds off of it.
2. Make sure you have a pineapple, 6 screws, duct tape, your Nan’s knickers, your neighbours microwave, and a random baby you found in an unsupervised stroller.
3. Combine all of these items together, and launch it at jelly James using a marshmallow launcher you made in year 1
4. YOU DID IT!!!! Jelly James won’t come back for at least the next 10 seconds
A step by step guide on how to repel disgusting bitch hoes who eat pussies and jelly… Together! Lets teach people how to ward off jelly James for good!
by LivDaHedgeHog August 28, 2023
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G.I. James

The Canadian equivalent of G.I. Joe.

G.I. JAMES is the codename for Canada’s sterling highly trained special mission force, its purpose, to defend human freedom against MAPLE, a ruthless terrorist organization determined to rule the world.
G.I. James: Knowing is half the battle, eh?
(G. I. JAAAAAAAMES!!!)
by MAH NIGGAH July 1, 2014
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