Red Land High School

Filled with wannabe gangsters, rootin n' tootin rednecks, and snowflakes with nothing in between. Can't have nice things (like bathrooms) here cause of smooth brainers who think they're funny. You'd be safer walking through the streets of Detroit at night than walking through the halls of Redland.

Red Land High School 's bathrooms are almost non-existent.

by rootin rick December 14, 2021

Marlboro Red 72's

A shorter cigarette that you can get in a two for 1 pack for cheaper. For college kids who have no money and want a shit load of cigarettes for 6 bucks, and for college kids who are just bad asses. You can get light 72's also they are just as bad ass but menthol's are definitely not.

Patrick got some Marlboro Red 72's for us because he is a poor ass college student.

by jimmyfallon February 8, 2009

Red traffic light game

Winning is everything in the red traffic light game. Win a simple game of 'paper scissors rock' (just one game - best of one) and your loins will be titillated with a dash of frothiness thrown in too if you're lucky. At every red light you stop at whilst driving, the loser must'
fondle/stroke/touch/use their hands/finger-bang/fist?/ the winner for as long as the traffic light is red. (no fist please). Once the traffic light turns green, all action must stop. Repeat at next red light.

Hey man, Penelope just lost the red traffic light game and we have a 3 hour drive in front of us. The bitch is going to RSI and i'm going to get my rocks off! BOOM!

by Andy Chocoman January 26, 2013

Red Sox-Yankees Rivalry

Greatest rivalry in the history of professional sports. Most years the rivalry ends as somewhat of a draw. This year, the Red Sox have the better team (wait, they usually have the better team every year) and have already taken six out of seven games from the Yankees (see shit). Does not bode well for the Bronx Bombers.

You see the Yankees just bought up every good player they could?

Doesn't matter, since the Sox have the best pitching in baseball.

by Shawn Farrell May 5, 2004

i like girl in red

This is a code word to tell someone you’re lesbian

“Mom i like girl in red”
Mom: oh so you’re a lesbian

by Sherlock_Moldy_Potato💅🌈 January 30, 2021

Smart Ass Red-Head

A red haired guy whos egotistical, loves to argue and read books, but is the biggest dork ever :)

Chris Livingston is a smart ass red-head

by theshortoneisawesome June 1, 2010

Red Bull Stratos Psych

Epic event that you were eagerly anticipating, that is suddenly cancelled, er, "delayed" until a later date - even though many people, perhaps hundreds of thousands, are already on site and waiting for it to happen.

Etymology:
On October 09, 2012, the Red Bull Stratos free fall from the stratosphere with pilot Felix Baumgartner, supremely hyped as "a mission to the edge of space that will try to surpass human limits that have existed for more than 50 years," with live feeds on redbullstratos.com/live and youtube, live feeds watched my *many* the world over, with viewers holding their breath in anticipation of the stratospheric balloon flight to more than 120,000 feet / 36,576 meters and the supposed record-breaking freefall jump in the attempt for Felix to become the first man to break the speed of sound in freefall (an estimated 690 miles / 1,110 kilometers per hour), while delivering valuable data for medical and scientific advancement...cancelled, er, "delayed" until the next day, at the *very moment* the launch was supposed to happen.

Randy: "Hey, I wasn't expecting you guys to show up for this important meeting, I thought you would be at your desks watching that Felix Baumgartner thing on the youtube like everybody else..."

Luther: "Oh, no, man...they pulled the plug on that thing, like, last minute."

Nate: "It's like, a total Red Bull Stratos Psych, ovah here."

by Lava1971 October 9, 2012