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Loogie of Life

Nut. Semen. Sperm. You get the jizzt (ba-dum-slpooge)
I violently shot a Loogie of Life across your sister's face.
by cring2511 May 12, 2025
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Life

A terminal, sexually transmitted disease that causing the subject to experience the effects of the 5 senses and being ahold of an entity, spiritually. If you are reading this you must likely have this illness. The cure exists yet many chose to keep the disease due to its perks. But do not fear, eventually the illness finds a new host after a short span of years ridding you of the disease. The cure includes any and all lethal actions, projectiles to any vital organs, loss of oxygen, the vertical cutting of the upper wrist, etc.
by Why do I exist? August 14, 2019
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lake life

A recreational lifestyle preferred by rural Caucasian and often involving boating, melanoma inducing tanning, and the consumption of large amounts of low quality alcoholic beverages.
While he sat in the parking lot of the Dollar General, Dale observed a woman carrying a case of White Claw, along with several children, pile into GMC Terrain with a Lake Life decal on the back window.
by S.S. July 19, 2023
mugGet the lake lifemug.

Float Life

Float Life (noun): A state of existence characterized by living on a watercraft of any kind, often accompanied by a carefree attitude and a love for aquatic adventures. Originating from the shores of duhboat, where the sea and serenity collide with whimsy.
Example 1: "After quitting his desk job, John fully embraced the float life, sailing around the Caribbean on his sailboat, soaking in the sunsets and salty breeze."

Example 2: "The float life isn't just about cruising on luxury yachts; even living on a humble houseboat can offer a profound sense of freedom and connection to the water."
by digiprints May 8, 2024
mugGet the Float Lifemug.

Life

its life. deal with it.
by usmanforLif3 July 11, 2021
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life

A slow killing poison, which the only cure is a method which quickens the poison.
"life is beautiful" "john my grandpa died of life after his mother gave it to him"
by deadmemes February 18, 2019
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Life

Lovingly Idiodic, FUCKIN ENDIT
Life sucks!!!!!!!!🦹🏿 ♂️🦹🏿 ♂️🦹🏿 ♂️
by Joe Muma February 19, 2019
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