Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-

person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021

Kings Of Leon

Fucking class.

The sex was kings of leon

by thebbd123 November 1, 2021

two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.

My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum

by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023

Flower King

A flower king is a person who has your flower and is the king of it. A flower is (according to Monica from F.R.I.E.N.D.S) is your virginity and the person a flower king owns is a bloomer.

C*le, R*ggie and C*nnor are R*byns flower kings. She has been bloomed multiple times.

by Shit_RuPaul_Says February 27, 2020

King Teo

King Teo is a god who eats to much chocolate

- I'm starting to become king Teo
- maybe you shouldn't eat that much chocolate

by Nagito hoemeada October 4, 2020

The Kings Chalice

The practise of two people—a guy and a female—wearing the paper Burger King crown in a bedroom while they are nude. The man fingers her until she is ready to squirt. The man then spreads his foreskin as wide as he can adjacent to her vagina to capture all the vaginal fluids she releases. The woman than picks up the mans penis and sips her squirt out of the mans foreskin

"Hey man, you ever done The Kings Chalice?"
"Nah man. I'm cut"

by Shreksstepson November 22, 2023

co king

If u say co king fast it sounds like u saying cocaine, pretty cool right? *drugs is not cool and drugs are gay AF*

Police officer: So, what do you have in your car.
Guy: Oh just my co king hiding in my-
*pulls trigger*

by Johnstuff12 September 6, 2021