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the international grape popping competition

A competition where women see how many male genitalia they can pop in 30seconds

The world record is 89!
Boy: The international grape popping competition is on on Friday and you going to go

Girl: No last time I got juice all over me
by Big_dick_kelly February 2, 2021
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Pop

That shid was pop yo!
by MaiDizzle January 24, 2009
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Popped Egg

A popped egg** is a cataclysmic gym related event when a steroidal gym man gets a Humpty Dumpty Pump(ty) but instead of dumpting he pops like a microwaved egg. The peasant non-popped eggs look on with a combination of awe and terror.

**Not to be confused with “yoked” which literally, literally, has nothing to do with this!
Oy, look at me boiz, I’m a fu*#^ng popped egg!!!

Oy, look that fella there, he must of popped his egg!!!

The man writhed in pain as he realized what he had done — guffawing at his works in the mirror lathered in man sweat, he realized he had finally popped his egg.

Oy, ya better slow down on that lat pull down or ye may become a popped egg, Arrrr!!!
by ShookWooker April 8, 2021
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#pop

Paper Over Pussy.

1. Generally used by single men when taking photos of items (i.e. Cars, clothes, jewelry...) with money they saved rather than spending it on women in an attempt to hopefully have sexual relations with her.

2. Can also be used when a picture of a group of women around a pool or large living room show you are rich and successful and they are just a bunch of gold diggers but you are getting that pussy for free.
1. Just bought this Rolex and 2016 BMW M3. #pop

2. Just hanging out with all the girls tonight but life is #pop and they give that to me for free
by Big Ea$y July 13, 2016
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The Kehler corn pop

When you oil up a garden fresh cob of corn and aggressively ram someone’s asshole with it. Then, afterward, you roast the corn over an open fire and share the resulting popcorn, drizzled heavily with steaming load of hot JIZz.
Did you hear about Jumbo Jim? He gave his buddy Ragtime Robert the Kehler Corn Pop last night. I didn’t even know he liked popcorn.
by Zirellryk November 24, 2021
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pop shuvit sex change

A lame skateboarding trick, reserved for kids that solely play game of skate. A equivalent lame sight would be a vaping clown riding a unicycle while juggling
Kid: "I recently learned a pop shuvit sex change"
(Hopefully) you: "You're off track, that is a styleless trick. People will most likely think it's lame"
by randomguyontheinternet123 March 29, 2019
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National Pop a Titty Day

February 11th is the day when all BIOLOGICAL girls show the boys their tatas.
Oh look its the 11th. Now martha has no choice but to show me her tits. Everyone knows its National Pop a Titty Day
by alfy443 February 11, 2024
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