Bust a fat ass nut

When you cum so much that it could cover a fat ass.

Guy 1: Aw shit I’m about to bust a fat ass nut in your tight pink pussy

Girl 2: Yeah fill me up with your warm cum daddy. Fun fact: Since you said fat ass in that sentence you’re implying that all your cum could cover my fat ass.

Guy 1: Wow, I didn’t know that *cums fat ass nut*

by USLOPA May 11, 2023

One Time Nut Pass

The temporary nut pass is a pass that lets someone nut one time but it can only be given out by the government or the president of a country you are in

''Man i cant do NNN its too hard'.'
''Dont worry ask the president for a one time nut pass.''

by krissacred November 2, 2022

I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.

To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

by Lil Africa December 18, 2012

nut shit

This is a term used to describe something that is really awesome, that makes you go crazy, or "nuts." Tends to be used by "lax brahs" as a synonym for "ill" or "sick."

John: Dude check out this new CD I got! Have you checked it out yet?

Jack: Yeah brah. I listened to that yesterday, it was nut shit man.

by lazypotato May 6, 2011

Macadamia nut

A "professional" person in a school that cannot use a PC, but demands to do everything on a Macintosh because PC's require ordered thinking to use, which is nearly impossible for many academics, especially the liberal ones.

Professor Sloan worships on a tricked out G5, he's a Macadamia nut!

by JibJob September 13, 2006

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019