Funny Hands

This is a man that is overtly funny, however, he also has fairly funny hand that are extremely laughable.

That guy, yea, he is Funny Hands

by mahinman August 11, 2019

First-hand Boy

A boy who's having a girlfriend for the first time in his life.

When he doesn’t have an ex-girlfriend.

You're lovely precious first-hand boy!

by strawberry bonbon October 24, 2023

squishy hands

A creepy guy at salsa night who likes to dance with all the college-aged girls. Definitely looking for a sugar baby.

"Oh look, there's squishy hands with his next victim."

"Squishy hands... at it again."

"Squishy hands called me a stripper"

by AellerKutumn September 12, 2018

Tinder Hands

A tinder god
With big hands. To hold things. If that helps

Tinder Hands
I use my big hands to hold things, if that helps.

e.g. My hands are so big i finger girls til they bleed

by bighands19989898 January 10, 2017

Hands up

means your the hottest person on this planet and very self confident

omg katie is so hands up!

by isballz11 April 16, 2022

Who's ass is it bout to get these hands

Who's bout to get beat up for something someone else might have done ( usually in a crowd of innocent bystanders there's a fool who's bout to get these hands )

Dude lets go play a joke on the girls (3 seconds later ): who's ass is it bout to get these hands

by Faithmoriahfaith September 13, 2018

Eagle Hands

Refers to alcoholic beverages, particularly a large amount of them.

Jimmy pissed on a tree. He's off the eagle hands.

by Circulararsonist May 27, 2024