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Peroni Nastro Azzurro 

A Premium Lager made from Barely Malt, Italian Maize, and Hops.

Has an Alcohol content of 5.1% alc./vol.

Peroni Nastro Azzurro is brewed by Birra Peroni in Rome, Italy.

The name means "Blue Ribbon" in Italian, in honor of the Blue Riband won by Italian ocean liner SS Rex in 1933.

- Wikipedia
Frankie: Mike why do you drink Peroni Nastro Azzurro?

Mike: Because it tastes like a quality Lager, has little to no after taste, and smells like a dead Skunk.

Frankie: Ew! dead Skunk, how can that be appealing?

Mike: Well it's damn appealing if you love the smell of dead Skunk, and it just so happens that I do, so piss off and let me enjoy my delicious stinky beer!
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The greatest show, on at around 11pm on a weeknight on the australian television pay tv network, foxtel. The show involves attractive woman taking there clothes off while reading the news. The aim was to get modern day men into watching the news, however I don't listen to a thing i'm in my own zone watching them get naked.
Hey bro, did you see Silvia on Naked News last night because those pink and black panties were hot!!!
Naked News by bEATLe_PauL June 9, 2005

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My Name Jeff 

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beauty shop nagel 

1. a phrase used to describe an individual as fake, not real, overdone, and extremely glitzy;

an insult,

2. taken from Patrick Nagel, a well-known artist who reached his peak in the 80s and was well known for creating images of beautiful women that were reminiscent of art deco, characterized by clean lines and seductive poses, this art is often seen in beauty shops and nail salons.
"You're as fake as a beauty shop nagel!"

narrowback 

used as a slang term to refer to inside electrician
(typically 98 )
Lineman refer to inside wireman as narrowbacks
Hey look at that narrowback pulling wire through that conduit.
narrowback by humpdog February 2, 2007