albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

puppy monkey baby

A super bowl 50 Mountain Dew commercial that is fun to say but hell to hear.

Hey mom, guess what? Puppy monkey baby!

by That random dude September 22, 2016

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

purple monkey doughnut

Start by girl sliding glazed doughnut over the guys cock and then grabbing the end of his cock until it turns purple while at the same time inserting a banana into his rectum.

That bitch asked me if I wanted a purple monkey doughnut, I said sure and I ended up with a banana in my ass. WTF

by Sarev sanderlone January 22, 2014

ass monkey

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne

jem dakeyne

some other lucky buggers

by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

butt monkey

a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.

1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.

by cye liburd July 7, 2006

Reverse Monkey Claw

Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.

Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"

by two7one May 4, 2010