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Guy Best friend

A person that you can trust. A person that doesn't make you feel that you're alone at anytime. You can never run out of things to talk about because he always wants to hear you. You can text all day and night and he will never get bored of you (except when you start acting like a crazy bitch, he'll laugh then it'll get old after you do it multiple times.) He has great taste in music. You both have so much in common but at the same you guys are very different and that's what makes you guys's friendship the best. He supports you even if you want to make rules for the friendship or Make a silly little playlist so that you can listen to it when you guys want to remember each other. He most likely will be a really cool drummer and you'd be an also really cool clarinetist. You guys will most likely become besties in like 2 hours because you guys have a bond even though you guys have never seen each other. When you first see him it'll probably be the best coincidence ever, and you'll realize that he's even sweeter in person. When he's tired he'll look at your messages then sleep to make you feel like he cares about what you want to say, he'll lose sleep to talk to you. He's going to make you feel like that you're appreciated and accepted. He's going to Stan you and make you feel like you're the most important person to him. In conclusion get a guy best friend he'll make you feel alive, but if you got 100 guy friends mine's always gonna be the best.
Girl bestie: guy bestie ur the best guy best friend I could ever ask for. :)
Guy bestie: OMG THANK YOU!!!!
by A Clarinet ..... November 17, 2020
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Day Guys

Found commonly stroking themselves behind desks. Trouble starters who eat rectums of deceased humans for fun. Useless in nature and have micro penis
Those dam day guys ruin everything
by LordDollface April 7, 2020
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Yellow Guy

A battery-run puppet child from Don't Hug Me Im Scared. His favorite color is green, he once committed cannibalism, and his name is most likely David but really who knows.
Person 1: My favorite color is green

Person 2: Just like Yellow Guy!
by Cavvietrix December 5, 2022
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Guy

A autistic bum who sucks at Roblox he probably plays adopt me. Can’t hit his shots and gun game Roblox.
Guy and little pussy
by Rizzler pookie 7 April 12, 2025
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Diablo (guy)

Diablo is a very handsome dude even though this name is rare. If u know a diablo in the world u are very lucky even tho there is less then 25 people in the world actually named in this. Diablo is a hard working women’s guy and if you end up with one of these guys, you should feel as the luckiest person in the world considering this one of the rarest names in the world.
“Do you know anyone named diablo?” “Because I do!!”

Diablo (guy) - he is an amazing person.
by Daddy chicken hands November 21, 2019
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SpongeBob Guy

Seriously guys what the actual fuck is the ACTUAL deal with the SpongeBob guy? I really can't wrap my fucking head around it. Aside from critical fat cock theory there is NO REASONABLE EXPLANATION FOR THAT SHIT! Stop making videos about it. Get that shit out of my sight. I couldn't possibly be more upset about this. You have all collectively failed me.
Hym "Seriously, this fucking SpongeBob Guy shit is really getting me. No amount of cleaning my fucking room is going to convert into banging Arianna Grande.... BUT... Being in a SpongeBob musical does... I mean... It TECHNICALLY makes me RIGHT AGAIN (Because bitches love SpongeBob)... But this is my single most hollow victory... I was right... But at what cost? I might actually welcome the lobotomy at this point. We've left absurdity altogether and shifted into insanity. She has to be doing that on purpose. She knows who I am. She knew it would make headlines. An entirely calculated decision. She's trying to ruin 'being right' for me. The ONLY THING I ENJOY and she fucking ruined it. God damn you.... MMMM!"
by Hym Iam August 14, 2023
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We made the right guy famous fr

When ishowspeed does anything.
*Speed sees guy drowning*
*Speed does backflip*

W Speed 🩹❤️ We made the right guy famous fr❤️
by Aliven October 1, 2025
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