Precise Guy

Usually a friend in a group that calculates everything to the penny, including the bill at the diner, but not because he is cheap. He is also someone who cannot accept a range of dates as an answer to a trivia question or a past score from a World Series game or Super Bowl without googling it.

Tim:Hey Bill, you know I just learned from John that Pacino didn't win an Oscar for Scarface.
Bill: Really, I just learned that John is the Precise Guy, and keeps googling every movie we mentioned just now, over dinner. to find out the exact year it came out.

Tim:By the way Bill, John says you owe exactly $14.28 cents for your meal.

by Tonytoys July 27, 2016

Guy

Guy is the most loving and amazing boy you’ll ever meet, he will always be there for you and make you happy whenever you’re sad. He can never fail to put a smile on your face but that’s just because he’s a little weirdo. You’ll never find someone quite as autistic and stupid but he’s also the most caring and adorable little turnip. You’ll never get any attention when fifa is on but he buys takeaways all the time so it evens it out.

Guy Mooney is a little Buer I’d smash 100%

by Jesstato October 23, 2023

Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around.

That's what you have to say every crabz season! Fuck my actual life, crabz are fucking stupid.

Hym "Aw, shit guys, I guess it's, crabz season. I guess I'll have to go around. The tidal wave of crabz is crossing the fucking street so I guess I'll take a fucking detour. That or I'm the asshole running over crabz. Fuck crabz. They should throw me a fucking parade for running over those little cock-suckers. You're welcome."

by Hym Iam September 22, 2023

foot fetish guy

Crazy Neighbor That once you invite into your home will suck on the nearest female's foot

Ignore the foot fetish guy over here.

by Pitata October 12, 2017

Math guy

chandice's future boyfriend

person 1: is that math guy?
person 2: yeah, that's chandice's future boyfriend

by lvng.ymm September 22, 2021

The Guy Fieri

The sexual act of combining the use of ribbed condoms and barbecue sauce as lube.

Jerry: “My boyfriend gave me the Guy Fieri last night!”

Linda: “You should’ve invited me. I wanted a taste”

by Mishinglepuss April 15, 2022

Guy-kwondoe

A rich man in Texas is very gay and practices the art of the form of martial arts known as guy-kwondoe. He fights other men but not in the typical martial arts way

~signed by a gay man in the yee haw states

Guy-kwondoe : This man practices martial arts. He is VERY friendly with the other men on his team

by SherryCherryBussy July 30, 2022