yak ass

the ass of a yak; similar to jackass, but instead it refers to the goat-like creature; when a foreigner tries to say jackass, but they're J's sound like Y's

"Did u see Dave running down the street after his pants were taken by the gypsy? Man what a yak ass, homes!" excaimed Juarez.

by they call me night hawk October 19, 2010

ass apron

A piece of clothing that wraps around the waist hiding the ass most popular forms of Ass Aprons are sweaters or long sleeve shirts

I was walking in the mall and this gorgeous girl was coming my way, when she walked by me I looked back to get a look at her ass but she had it covered with her ass apron

by NickyLags July 30, 2010

Ass-handle

1. to completely fuck something up. 2. to beat severely, like "own" among gamers. 3. to fondle someone's ass/have sex with them.

1: Wow, man, way to ass-handle the situation...fucking idiot...

2: Oh, damn...you just got ass-handled.

by Axel of Novarite City August 30, 2010

ass list

A list, usually written sloppily on the wall of a high school boys' bathroom stall, of the girls in that school whom the writer considers to have the best butts. Other boys may add onto this list if they deem a certain girl worthy of placement. Often referred to as "THE ass list".

1) Girl: Hey Allie, I snuck into the boy's bathroom yesterday 'cause I really had to go and the girls' room was locked...and apparently you're number 3 on the ass list...

2) Boy 1: Yo, what's the name of that chick with the tight booty?

Boy 2: Allie.

Boy 1: Last name?

Boy 2: Sorella. Why?

Boy 1: 'Cause I'm gonna go into the bathroom and put her on the ass list. I just need a pen...

by TheLightOfDay November 17, 2010

claymation ass

A particularly lumpy and/or misshapen butt

Jimmy has a real claymation ass.

by Daniel R Cady June 28, 2006

Ass Treker

Typically a man out searching for ass, where no man has gone before.

Man 1: Hey d-bag, didn't I see you trolling for ass at the old folks home?"

Man 2: "No Mr. Butt Pirate, that must have been some other Ass Treker"

by Chuq dawg February 12, 2007

capture the ass

An activity practiced by some male teenagers in which they compete to take photographs of the backsides of attractive females without them knowing.

Example 1:

Bob: Damn! You see that?
James: Yo I gotta capture that ass!

Example 2:

Anthony: Lotta girls here, dude.
Mike: I know, man. Time to capture the ass.

by TheParkourPunk September 25, 2008