by Tocoolforschool February 19, 2020
Get the Hoemug. A girl Who is quiet in person but online she is a totally different person and talks about sex a lot
Me: Did you talk to that girl last night
Guy: she's such a media hoe
Me: yah quite in person a hoe over text
Guy: she's such a media hoe
Me: yah quite in person a hoe over text
by Princessvictoria108 December 7, 2017
Get the Media Hoemug. Keeping yourself, or someone on their toes!
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
SCENARIO: Pastor Michael is about to drive by, Samantha ducks down in Mike A's Truck.
Mike A. Looks shocked says, "Are you okay? Like, what are you doing?"
Samantha says, " That's the Pastor, he can't know I'm here. He CANNOT see me! Is he gone!? Did he stop and turn around?!"
Mike A., "Nah, he kept going and turned at the next street."
Samantha quickly gets up and runs inside and tells Chris what happened.
Chris goes, " So you hoe checked yourself?!" and begins to laugh...
You know you know, but sometimes you don't know that you know; so you gotta "hoe check" someone to keep them aware of a situation.
by Nubbins Woman March 30, 2025
Get the Hoe Checkmug. 
Most people think a hoe is a woman, but it's actually a garden tool.
The actually term, is 'ho', possible of meaning a slut or a thot. (Woman).
The actually term, is 'ho', possible of meaning a slut or a thot. (Woman).
OML, It's not spelled "Hoe", It's "ho"! You retard..
No it's not...It's spelled Hoe! Search it up!
*searches up*
BITCH YOU WERE WRONG HEHAHEH
No it's not...It's spelled Hoe! Search it up!
*searches up*
BITCH YOU WERE WRONG HEHAHEH
by Anonymous Girl 1010 June 29, 2018
Get the Hoemug. 1. A sausage that engages in sexual acts for monetary gain (ho refers to a human that engages in the same activity. The third international Sausage Congress officially added an e to the sausage-related noun)
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
2. A gardening tool made of meat
3. A strange sound abnormality
Man 1: Dude its a giant hot dog!
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
Man 2: No man, thats just a Sausage Hoe
Man 1: I need to agitate the soil around plants or remove weeds
Man 2: Here man, use my Sausage Hoe
Man 1: What was that? Did someone screech my name?
Man 2: No man, I didn't hear anything.
Man 3: Thats just a Sausage Hoe, dudes.
by Middle School Choir January 5, 2010
Get the Sausage Hoemug. by trees… February 12, 2022
Get the bitch ass hoemug.