beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

White-Box Theory

Afterlife is a white-box that is the center of creation. All celestial bodies and lifeforms (like black holes, stars ; humans, and all other animals) are in this space along with anything that has been created or could be created by somebody. There is no book related to the White-Box Theory, this post is all there is. (so far ig)

Person 1: "What do you think happens after death?"
Person 2: "I believe in the White-Box Theory"
Person 1: "tf is that"
Person 2: "Search it up on urban dictionary, I just wanna go to sleep"

by Iridescent_Iris March 18, 2024

bleh box

A person who is always talking but never has anything interesting to say.

Marci’s net boyfriend is a total bleh box, I can’t even stand being around them.

by Will_i.e.-dude March 24, 2024

speaker box

A grey talking metal cuboid who announces contests and sells things because of budget cuts.

The speaker box sold Dream Island because of budget cuts.

by justarandomperson12345 March 27, 2024

jack in the box

When a person masturbates in public a public setting (class, at work, etc) whilst hiding it under their desk or clothing.

“Did you hear about Jared? The teacher caught him pulling a jack in the box during the lecture!”

by anonymous March 29, 2024

Full Boxed 200 pump

When you box a person, and pull out your shotgun, and give them the big 200 pump.

Bro you will not believe what happened last night, I met this girl, I full boxed 200 pumped her

by tonyan March 30, 2024

wooden box

an obsession commonly obsessed over by milkybar kid lookalikes blinded by their own quirkiness and see nothing in the world but artisan bakeries and authentically made sunflower cushions and are like to be found with their up their own backside

dyou know that albert kid i walked in on him whispering secrets and poems into his vast collection of wooden boxes

by anonymous July 16, 2022