Floppy penis 

A floppy penis is where a fully grown male has a penis that will droop for the rest of his life. His penis will hang down in shame and never become erect even if he takes viagra!

The women screamed in horror as she realised he had a floppy penis

Floppy penis by Chris2603 November 10, 2016

My bigga penis 

1. Term meaning that he/she has the bigga penis. Usually yelled out in class or outside or even at the mall. Usually yelled out in an area to notify the coming of the bigga penis. Sometimes could be so large and so powerful for no specific reason.

*Group of students at a table in school*
"MY BIGGA PENIS!"
"SO LARGE! WHY? WHY MUST IT BE SO LARGE!"

My bigga penis by JamesBIGGAPENIS December 22, 2008

owen's penis 

Fucking massive.

U seen owen's penis?
Yeah its fucking massive.

owen's penis by Brandon0321 June 1, 2017

Connor's Penis

Has a HUGE penis, great in bed, and anytime a girl sees his penis. They have sex with him within seconds.

Connor's Penis: has a BIG PENIS

Connor's Penis by 11WHAT11 December 17, 2017

Crème de la pénis

'Cream of the penis' in English. Ladies like it. Who doesn't?

"Ooh la la! I shall order your...Crème de la pénis...?"
"Oh yes, monsieur! Bon choice!" The waiter says as he unzips his trousers, "I shall be back in un peu."

Crème de la pénis by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019

harry potter's penis 

It's fucking huge. Like, I mean it. Have you seen that thing?

Harry Potter's penis once opened the Chamber of Secrets. That cunt.

harry potter's penis by not kirbyrocks January 19, 2008

elephant penis 

who ever searches this term has a serious mental issue

who ever writes a definition for elephant penis has one too!

elephant penis by abcdefghijkllll February 13, 2007