I should not have nutted to that.

When you look at very fucked up porn/yiff, nut to it, and then regret looking at whatever you looked at.

Guy 1 nuts to some fucked up yiff he found on e621.
Guy 1 then immediately regrets looking at said art.
Guy 1: I should not have nutted to that. DEFINITELY should not have nutted to that.

by Littlecat456 August 10, 2021

old man nut shuffle

The method used by old (and sometimes young) men when preparing to eat a handful of nuts. First fill the palm of the hand with nuts, lightly close the hand, and shuffle back and forth before bringing the hand up to drop a few perfectly positioned nuts in the mouth. Technique can be applied to any small loose snack or candy. The shuffle motion is comparable to that used when shaking dice for gaming.

Can you believe Uncle Frank ate a whole 1 pound bag of trail mix??!! His wrist must’ve been sore from all of the old man nut shuffle action.

by ##thatswhatmomsaid April 9, 2023

Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

The act of eating a bacon sundae from Burger King while getting a blow job. Bonus points for doing it through the drive through.

To celebrate our first anniversary my girlfriend gave me a Bacon Nut Buster Sundae

by Lil Africa December 18, 2012

South Jersey Nut Twitch

In this scenario, the male had his cock n' balls lying dormant. The female slightly stimulates any part of the male's body causing him to have continuous violent contractions within his scrotum for several minutes immediately resulting in blue balls.

I'm never fucking Tammy again. Before we began, she shook my hand and gave me South Jersey Nut Twitch.

by juckerafison December 17, 2020

Macadamia nut

A "professional" person in a school that cannot use a PC, but demands to do everything on a Macintosh because PC's require ordered thinking to use, which is nearly impossible for many academics, especially the liberal ones.

Professor Sloan worships on a tricked out G5, he's a Macadamia nut!

by JibJob September 13, 2006

nut shit

This is a term used to describe something that is really awesome, that makes you go crazy, or "nuts." Tends to be used by "lax brahs" as a synonym for "ill" or "sick."

John: Dude check out this new CD I got! Have you checked it out yet?

Jack: Yeah brah. I listened to that yesterday, it was nut shit man.

by lazypotato May 6, 2011

get my nuts out

To quit a joint enterprise; e.g. divest one's capital, leave a job, or break a contract.

Similar in spirit to taking one's ball(s) and going home.

"As soon as this company goes public, you'd better believe I'm going to get my nuts out."

"Did I get my PhD? No way. Soon as I had enough credits for a Master's degree, I got my nuts outta there."

by E. Mason December 11, 2007