albino monkey cock

a white furry gargantuan monkey penis that is so big and furry that it can go up your ass and cum out your mouth

cocklover69 “HOLY FUCKING SHIT DAWG have you seen shitters massive fucking albino monkey cock? (i love shoving it up by butt)

by crack_snortter69 August 28, 2022

big spooky monkey

A term used mainly in COD lobbies for an alternative to using "nigga" or "nigger" and even "spick"

Gavin "HEY DONT BE A BIG SPOOKY MONKEY"

Joseph "Shut Up nigger"

by SpookyAfrican April 28, 2022

sneak dick monkey

In nature when the alpha male is mating with the females of his choice, the sneek dick monkeys come up from behind to mate the females when the alpha is not looking.

My supposed homeboy pulled a sneak dick monkey on me and tried to get at my girl when I was out of town....

by Drew-Bob January 28, 2021

Ginormous Monkey Tits

A 12 year old's fat man boobs that everybody caresses inappropriately and sucks on.

I was talking to this guy with Ginormous Monkey Tits and I asked him if I could nuzzle them.

by Professional Racist December 1, 2021

ass monkey

an animal of the primate variety that dwells inside the human anal region... sounds fun... See also jem dakeyne

jem dakeyne

some other lucky buggers

by damonator!!!!!!! February 20, 2004

butt monkey

a person who likes to act like a monkey as in a gibon playfull and loves to climb.

1. comparing a person to a gibon.
2. nickname to a monkey like child "yo buttmonkey" plus its buttmonkey not butt monkey.

by cye liburd July 7, 2006

Reverse Monkey Claw

Masterbating with one arm under you're leg with a reverse grip.

Craig: "lastnight i went to town on myself!" , Park: "oh yeah?" , Craig: "yeah i tried that reverse monkey claw, it was off tap!"

by two7one May 4, 2010