laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck

A common South Africa saying that describes a person who is laughing uncontrollably.

Blair told Ryan the definition of a dirty felcher and started laughing like a hooker on a carrot truck.

by jdddog December 5, 2011

My armpit smells like syrup

This was something that I heard from some 10 year old in the grocery store today.

Kid: My armpit smells like syrup.
Me in my head: wtf man that's a weird thing to say randomly in a store...

by Retard_Ryan April 17, 2023

I think i like you...

I like you a lot but im too scared to tell you... i hope you understand <33

my crush: gn Ily <3/p
me: gn ilyt!! <33

also me: I think i like you... but i cant tell you since we met a few weeks ago...

by Cameronthinksyouarehissoulmate July 7, 2022

Lit up like a Christmas tree

Being shot a lot in just a few seconds

Person one: *getting shot at in the gulag* Jeez I’m getting lit up like a Christmas tree!

by War zone boi December 2, 2020

Does Artem like goth bitches

Yes! Artem does like goth bitches.

Tyrese: Yo Artem is this goth bitch bad?
Artem: SHES BAD AS FUCK! Ten outta Ten, would totally fuck, I hope she can embrace my dark side.

Does Artem like goth bitches

by Barry Mcockiner March 7, 2021

I like yo cut g

When you get a haircut..........

You got a fresh cut........I LIKE YO CUT G

by .....bloody pp................ March 26, 2021

you walk like joe biden

this is when you walk like your holding a shit between your legs trying not to crease ur shoe, specifically an edgar

marco: *is an edgar and walks weirdly trying not to crease his shoes*

mr. harrist: you walk like joe biden

by dumb b!tch March 22, 2022